Spring is coming
And
this I am certain, or at least I was until I saw this view of my Spoiled Rotten
Bed and Breakfast. This is how mother
nature greats my guests. How rude! I'm also a little horrified to realize that my shoveling skills might need some work for this "blue job".
I know, it’s
horrible to look at. Not so long ago, there was a
5’+ snow tunnel for my driveway. This particular photo below is of my five foot tree
that is completely obliterated.
I was almost ready to lose my sign if the snow didn't stop soon. When I saw this mess, a part of me
cringed and said it looked so much nicer with all the snow. I think it was at that point that the snow
decided to return, because of me. My recycle box is no more, hidden beneath the sign.
I feel really bad about being responsible for bring back the
fury of mother nature. I should have
been happy with the messy melt.
I met Chef Keith and realized it was not my fault at all, in any
way. He’s a wonderful instructor that
all the dames love to heckle but he’s to blame.
.
He won my
eternal adoration when he slipped only three of us newbies an extra slice of
onion cheese tart that I would commit murder for. Now, here is where the finger of guilt might
point. He admitted to us that the
snowstorm is most likely his fault. [Total admission of guilt]. He put away his snowblower for the
season. I am not sure who is more
culpable (him) but we both have to share some of the blame.
It saddens me because he is such an amazing entertainer and
cook, even with his beard that he asked our opinion about and promised us to
shave then completely ignored his promise.
Are you seeing a trend here?
Another thing, and I’m just guessing here but maybe he feels
his class is getting slack in presentation.
Last week, he told us a video crew was coming in to film us for a PC
commercial and interview some to be talking on the commercial. Well, we got all dolled up and the beard
stayed and the crew never showed up. Do
you think he just wants us to care about our appearances more and to get rid of all the track suits or is he really
telling us the truth but I digress.
So
what is worse, the clean lines of a driveway totaled by snow or the previous
mess?
On the plus side, the snow is going fast and now I can see
most of my poor tree. Repeat after me…
SPRING IS COMING!
Classes are every Tuesday and they are a steal but filling up fast. You pay $10 then get to eat what he cooks,
and each person gets a $10 store voucher.
Win/win, you would think but really, that $10 voucher is an automatic
$80 minimum grocery bill to me every single week. Do you
think they know this might happen? Someone should tell them.
Enjoy your balmy springlike 4+ degree weather Monday and Happy Spring.
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